Preserved Penis


This is for one (1) real penis and testicles that have been professionally preserved in formalin (formaldehyde).

Not getting laid but want some dick in your life? Need a confidence booster? Want to show your boyfriend what a real man looks like? Looking for the perfect gift to send a dick-of-an-ex? Look no further!

It will be shipped without a jar, so you will need to have a jar and 70% isopropyl alcohol to put it in when it arrives. I advise waiting to buy a jar until after you receive the precious jewels so you can see its exact size. It will be perfectly fine in the bag it’s shipped in for several days as long as it stays moist.

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