Preserved Sloth Uterus

$50.00

This is for one (1) real uterus that has been professionally preserved in formalin (formaldehyde). The left one has been used a bit more than the right one, but both are nice uteri for your collection.

Not getting laid but want some putang in your life? Had a hysterectomy but are missing your bits? Want an organic fleshlight? Look no further!

It will be shipped without a jar, so you will need to have a jar and 70% isopropyl alcohol to put it in when it arrives. I advise waiting to buy a jar until after you receive the precious jewels so you can see its exact size. It will be perfectly fine in the bag it’s shipped in for several days as long as it stays moist (pun intended).

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